Christopher Paul Anthony Distefano (born August 26, 1984) is an American stand-upcomedian. He began his career in entertainment on MTV and MTV2's shows Guy Code and Girl Code. His first hour-long standup special, Chris Distefano: Size 38 Waist, was released in 2019 by Comedy Central. His second special, Speshy Weshy, premiered on Netflix in May 2022. He co-hosts Hey Babe! podcast with Impractical Jokers's Sal Vulcano and hosts his own podcast, Chrissy Chaos.